At last someone's applied the 'all you can eat buffet' principle to booze!

But they're surprised at the results for some reason. The Daily Mail tells it like it is, with the totally non-gratuitous picture of a clown pinching some bird's nipples to underline their central point and for no other reason.

The thing is, these people are all probably perfectly decent at home. It's holidays. Holidays have made them mad.