Which guidebooks can you trust?

Well none, obviously.

Travel guides are written by people who like holidays. They speak languages and stuff. Freaks.

What you want is some straight talking from an ordinary chap who's only there under sufferance and can't understand that awful barking noise Johnny Foreigner insists on making. Only then will you know what the place might be like for you.

What you need is...dare I say it? This.