Wednesday, June 11, 2008

You look good naked: Welcome aboard

"SECURITY scanners that can see through passengers' clothing and reveal details such as their sex organs, colostomy bags and breast size, are being installed in 10 US airports"

It says here...

"Once the transportation security officer has viewed the image and resolved anomalies, the image is erased from the screen permanently. The officer is unable to print, export, store or transmit the image."

Yeah, but he can remember it can't he?

And he will. Mark my words. Men are beasts. I should know. I've been one for a while.

1 comment:

simon h b said...

But wouldn't you rather they just look than - as currently happens - they get to do that strange patty-patty thing?

Apparently the super-duper scanners can't, erm, see through rubber. So, if you want to keep your bits to yourself, you should wear a pair of rubber knickers whenever you fly. That's my excuse, anyway.