..it's a guaranteed 6-year prison sentence in some of those warm countries where one might be tempted to take one's clothes off.
Sex outside marriage is illegal in the United Arab Emirates, as is cohabitation, adultery, homosexuality and loads of other fun stuff.
Now if you stay at home, you can have sex as often as you like, as long as you've got a willing co-sexer. Or one of those internets with all the naked people on instead of this crappy one with just jokes and stuff.
Sure it's not as warm, but you can always keep your socks on, can't you?